The "MAINE MUTANT'

Well, I never believed that it was a brand new species, but to have people say it's evidently just some kind of dog doesn't change the fact that it is unlike anything anyone has seen before, or that it was running wild, or that it was attacking people's pets. It's still freaky. If it was in your neighborhood, chewing on your gerbils, you'd say "ugh" and "what the heck is that thing?" Then you'd call animal control and probably the newspaper.
Whatever it is, I blame George W.