SCIENCE

ITEM: "Wikiality," derived from the user-compiled Wikipedia information Web site, was defined as "reality as determined by majority vote," as when astronomers voted Pluto off their list of planets last week.------ [Global Language Monitor, in its annual survey of words from television, via REUTERS 8/28/06]

SUGGESTION:
Bearing this in mind, I suggest we gather together a team of geographers to declare Iraq an uninhabited wasteland, and then we can remove the troops to the safety of our shores.

While we're at it., I want to get together a team of anatomists to have me voted "Mr. Universe."