Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Death: Tragic AND Untimely

It seems one can't have one without the other.
What genius coined this phrase? And why is it the catch phrase of all news channels.

When I die- I'll let you know... so that it's neither of the above. I'd appreciate the same consideration from any and all of you. :)

Because frankly, I simply can't be bothered.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dateline - Grass Lake Michigan

Scot Woods, a 20 year resident of Grass Lake was killed today in a very timely and comedic, almost karmic, manner.

It seems that while trying to assemble a "green" windmill power generator. Apparently, an item of clothing became entangled on one of the rotating blades and caused him to be spun around for multiple rotations and then flung into a nearby field.

Scot is survived by his wife, 10 children, 4 dogs, and 2 horses.

=P

-Marty

scot s w said...

I didn't post this -- I think Tdec did, but didn't log out of my account on this computer. Tdec, you're a tricky fish!

Anonymous said...

That is tragic and untimely news. It would have been a glorious death. What a pity.

-Marty

Bud said...

Here is a partial list of people who, when they kick the bucket, will not be considered "untimely":

1,Smirking George W. Bush,
2.The mother who begat him
3.Sirhan Sirhan
4.me

I invite you all to add to it....