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Thank You to Bill from WNNCO for this new addition to our collection.--------
A tree hugger from Los Angeles bought a piece of land in the wilderness and on it was a huge tree. Thinking it would be a great observation point, she climbed the tree. A spotted owl startled her, and she ended up sliding down the tree and getting lots of splinters in her crotch.
She hurried to the doctor and explained her plight. The doctor, not sympathetic to her environmental and anti-hunting ideas, nevertheless promised to help.
He went away and left her sitting for hours. When he finally returned to her, she was very angry. "What took you so long?" she demanded.
"Well, he said, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, The Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management in order to remove old-growth timber from a recreation area, and they turned me down!"
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