Saturday Smiles #1

1. I found this short paragraph on Attytood, and thought it was a great paradigm for the way we live these days:

"Basically, I was tied up all day by a computer problem, which was finally solved with one simple 45-minute phone call to Bangalore. Comcastic!"

ATTYTOOD

2. According to Andy Borowtiz:

"The National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) stunned the sports world today by announcing that its annual college basketball tournament, known to its fans as March Madness, will henceforth be known as March Bipolar Disorder. The name-change, which both surprised and outraged devotees of the annual ritual, came after the National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) demanded that the NCAA drop the “Madness” tag. While fans across the country argued that “March Bipolar Disorder” did not have the same ring to it, a spokesperson for the NIMH said today that the new name was “more clinically accurate.”

BOROWITZ
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