SYCMU: Her Lucky Charms

For this installment of "Stuff You Can't Make Up," I'll simply post the headline, intro and link. I really don't think there's much I can add:

Muskegon Chronicle: "Lover says stripper cast her spell over many"

The third former fiance of former stripper Mechele Linehan testified Monday that he was her true love and that he considered Kent Leppink and the man accused of murdering him, John Carlin III, to be fools who threw money at the young exotic dancer in attempts to buy her affections.