BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAUX FOLKS

CONGRESS DECLARES CHILD MOLESTATION TO BE AN AMERICAN FAMILY VALUE.


Based on information provided by The Child Molestation Research and Prevention Institute (SOURCE) the U.S Congress has passed a joint Resolution declaring Child Molestation to be an established Family Value:

'The Institute reported: "Of the 3,952 men who admitted to being child molesters, 68 percent reported that they had molested a child in their family. Nineteen percent had molested their biological child, 30 percent their stepchild, adopted child, or a foster child. Eighteen percent had molested their nieces or nephews, and 5 percent, their grandchildren."'

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In a separate Joint Resolution, Congress has invited Mark Foley to resume his seat in the House of Representatives. A majority report from the Ethics Committee stated that in view of his long-time support for traditional family values, the investigation into Mr. Foley was now complete.
(Ya, this is just a late April fool joke .. relax!)
--Bud Woods