MORE FLYING THINGS

YES FRIENDS! We are familiar with the recent reports they are talking about, of a flying saucer over Arkansas. We know they are saying it was reported by an Air Force pilot. We know that they claim there are pictures. Sure, they say all kinds of things.

Once again, it is time for us to state the official ARBORETUM position.

THE OFFICIAL ARBORETUM POLICY STATEMENT ON FLYING STUFF:

1. No reliable witness in the history of the world has ever seen a flying saucer.

2. People who see UFO shit are drunk, stoned, crazy or liars.

3. If something is there, it is either a weather balloon or "weird weather" or an airplane or a meteor or the planet Mercury on the horizon or an angel or the Star of Bethlehem, or according to one of my closest allies, "The Flying Spaghetti Monster".


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"Flying saucers" seen over my house.










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