"A UFO at O'Hare? Some Pilots Thought So"

[Actual A.P. News story.]

Airline Employees Spot Mysterious Craft Hovering Over O'Hare; FAA Officials Skeptical

CHICAGO Jan 1, 2007 (AP)— "Federal officials say it was probably just some weird weather phenomenon, but a group of United Airlines employees swear they saw a mysterious, saucer-shaped craft hovering over O'Hare Airport last fall.

The workers, some of them pilots, said the object didn't have lights and hovered over an airport terminal before shooting up through the clouds, according to a report in Monday's Chicago Tribune." [stop quote]
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Arboretum's Official Position

1. No reliable witnesses in the history of this world have ever seen a 'flying saucer.'

2. When the FAA says it was "probably" just "weird weather," that is conclusive. A probability is good enough in cases like this.

3. This world is full of freakies who see all sorts of weird shit. Especially when stoned, wink-wink.

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