Saturday, September 09, 2006

SOME LEAVES OFF THE PEACH TREE



Arboretum News

1. The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, turning green we guess, has decided to install wind generators. That would be for his cooking enterprises, not for his nudeness (if any), which no doubt relies on solar power. Naked Chef LINK

2. SAGE ADVICE FOR AIR TRAVELERS FROM 'The Mandarin"
" ... the Mandarin for one, will be ever vigilant from now on in case he sees someone sneaking an ice bucket, a thermometer, a large beaker, a glass stirring rod, a medicine dropper and bottles of acetone, hydrogen peroxide and (you guessed it) sulfuric acid into the first class lav and then staying in there for several hours with nasty-smelling toxic fumes coming out from under the door now and then."Mardarin LINK

3. After The Crocodile Hunter's misfortune, here is something to remember, from Mack White:
"However, there is something else you should know, and it is this: Most stingray attacks occur when they are stepped on. And that can happen very easily, because the little bastards hide in the sand." Mack White LINK

4. GO here to listen to Al Gore chuckle over Hurricane Alberto. (short clip:radio interview) Gore Chuckles LINK

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