ABORETUM SING-ALONG

THE BALLAD OF MIKEY JONES
(try the tune of Casey Jones)

Gather round you people If you wanna know
A story about a brave Denver joe.
Mikey Jones was the fella's name
'Twas on the cable networks that he won his fame.

Mikey Jones,
- called his favorite meth lab
Mikey Jones
- crack pipe in his hand
Mikey Jones
- promised he would not blab
Then flew his buddy to the Promised Land.

They pulled into Denver nearly high as a kite,
Soon they were speeding through a sinful night.
All the people knew by the Pastor's moans.
That the man at the throttle was ol' Mikey Jones.

Mikey Jones!
- made himself a livin'
Mikey Jones!
- lyin' in his bed
Mikey Jones!
- no excuse he's givin',
He blew the cover off'n Pastor Ted