REPUBLICAN HUMOR (prt. 5)

Our good friend Bill from WNNCO has sent this example of Republican humor:
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Coincidentally, in different parts of the city, a Republican and a Democrat, each armed with a pistol, and each accompanied by his wife and child, are confronted by crazed Islamic terrorists armed with knives. What should they do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Maybe he's susceptible to reason. We could negotiate.
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
What does my wife think? What about the kids? What kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does this pistol have an appropriate safety system built into it?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? Maybe I'll get in trouble with the police.

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Republican's Answer:
BANG!