More Republican Humor.

someone sent it to us. We let you read it! You decide whether to grin, laugh, or politely smile. :)


A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, but when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and took out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person the remaining five dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.