Friday, January 26, 2007

good news



CANADA MOVES FORWARD ON SAVING RAIN FOREST.


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Last February, the Province of British Columbia, Canada, acted to preserve what remains of the Great Bear Rainforest on their Pacific Coast. Now, the Canadian government itself has decided to pitch in.

according to the BBC:
"Canada has pledged to spend millions of dollars to help protect the world's largest temperate rainforest.

The government will allocate CAN$30m (US$26m, £13m) to maintain the area of British Columbia known as the Great Bear Rainforest.

The area is home to indigenous people, ancient trees and rare wildlife.

The 64,000 sq km (25,000 sq mile) forest is about twice the size of Belgium and spans the Pacific Coast from Vancouver Island north to Alaska
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Prime Minister Stephen Harper has said voters do not believe his Conservative government has focused enough on environmental issues since coming to power.

The federal cash will be matched by money from the government of British Columbia."

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This wilderness is the primary habitat of the Kermode Bear. The Kermode bear is a subspecies of black bears. Many of the bears are born with white fur. These are known as "spirit bears" and were believed by native peoples to be a reminder to humans of the misery of the ice age.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

INTREPID AIR FORCE SPOKESPERSON EXPLAINS SOMETHING




15 Days after an air force pilot (retired) reported seeing strange lights in the sky, "not of this world," the Air Force has pushed forward a spokesperson to say that the lights were flares which they dropped over Arkansas on parachutes. Some of you may recall that this is the same explanation they gave for the Phoenix lights.

We doubt this could be the true story for the following reasons:
1. The report is too soon. At least 20 years need to elapse between a "sighting" and the true story to emerge from the government.

2. The explanation does not fall within the parameters of explanation which are officially accepted in the ABORETUM. Angels, we accept. Temperature inversions and other "freak" weather, we accept. We even accept "weird weather." We accept balloons and planes and the Star of Bethlehem. If the Air Force wishes its explanations to be credible, it will have to frame them within officially established boundaries.

3. Officially, the ARBORETUM Plenary Session of the Mammal Caucus has determined that the "object" was really the planet Mercury dancing around in the sky as it is likely to do in the eyes of "some people" (wink-wink). Reconsideration of our official decision would have to await the next meeting of the Plenary Session which is scheduled for Oct XX, XXXX (Classified).

4. George W. Bush, shown here, was an Air Force pilot. Not sure of the relevance of this except he sometimes even now straps on a flightsuit, and although he mayn't have shown up for actual flying, he could tell Mercury from flaming balls.




Here judge for yourself. One of these is Mercury, the other is the "light not of this world." You tell which is which.



Even George couldn't tell those orbs apart.
So, that's it, case closed.
No flying saucers.

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Another (borrowed) WOODCHIP of WISDOM


"It is an uncomfortable doctrine which the true ethics whisper into my ear. You are happy, they say; therefore you are called upon to give much."

- Albert Schweitzer

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

E.D.G.E.


A group in Britain has formed EDGE to try to rescue animal species which are on the edge of destruction.

EDGE= "Evolutionarily Distinct and Globally Endangered" species.

EXCERPT FROM NEWS ARTICLE: CLICK

Scientists try to save world's rarest creatures
Mon Jan 15, 2007

LONDON (Reuters) - Scientists launched a bid on Tuesday to save some of the world's rarest and most neglected creatures from extinction.



With an initial list of just 10 -- including a venomous shrew-like creature, an egg-laying mammal and the world's smallest bat -- the programme will give last ditch conservation aid where to date there has been little or none.

"We are focusing on EDGE species -- that means they are Evolutionarily Distinct and Globally Endangered," said Zoological Society of London scientist Jonathan Baillie.

"These are one-of-a-kind species. If they are lost there is nothing similar to them left on the planet. It would be a bit like the art world losing the Mona Lisa -- they are simply irreplaceable," he told Reuters.


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These picture show the bumblebat (or bumblebee bat) and the slender loris.

CRAWFORD TILLINGHAST ANSWERS TUESDAY EVENING QUIZ FOR 01/23/07

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VENUS!!!!!!
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(see below)

quoted without comment from us


The Texas Strategy
By Paul Krugman
The New York Times

Monday 15 January 2007

Hundreds of news articles and opinion pieces have described President Bush's decision to escalate the Iraq war as a "Hail Mary pass."

But that's the wrong metaphor.

Mr. Bush isn't Roger Staubach, trying to pull out a win for the Dallas Cowboys. He's Charles Keating, using other people's money to keep Lincoln Savings going long after it should have been shut down - and squandering the life savings of thousands of investors, not to mention billions in taxpayer dollars, along the way.

UPDATE: AGE OF GRAND CANYON DISCUSSION

RANGER X who brought our attention to this matter, has gotten an apology to the world from PEER, an employee's organization that mistakely claimed that Park Rangers were not allowed to state the true age of the Grand Canyon. It turns out, they can.

This is part of the on-going dispute with certain religious groups which claim the Canyon was created during the "great flood" of Noah less than 6,000 years ago. They're welcome to that odd notion.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

TUESDAY EVENING QUIZ, 1/23/07




WHERE IS THIS GEOLOGIC FORMATION?
(Yes, it's real)

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NOTE; Last Week's quiz asked you to tell who was the guy whose predictions about the Iraq War were correct.
This is he:

HOWARD DEAN (The wild-eyed,
crazy 'ya-hooing' man)
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Monday, January 22, 2007

Honeymoon snapshots: The falls at Iguazu

It's now about 10 days since I left Paraguay and South America behind. It was a trip that changed my perspectives in some pretty fundamental ways, and I'll try to share some more thoughts and images from that trip over the next few weeks. It takes a while to sort through the hundreds of pictures and thousands of little memories.

Of all the experiences I had, the one that was most overwhelming was visiting the cataracts at Iguazu, the largest falls in the Western hemisphere. The location is perhaps most famous to Americans as the setting of the Robert DeNiro movie "The Mission." But this place doesn't need to borrow any fame from movie stars; it's sufficiently impressive on its own. It's a wonder on par with the Grand Canyon, and little else in our hemisphere.

We entered Brazil in the usual way: A 4-hour wait at the border in Ciudad del Este for reasons that were never entirely clear -- then a brisk trip across the border as the "guard" waved across a line of dozens of cars, unchecked. We spent the night at a nice little 60's -era hotel up the road from the falls and headed for the park first thing in the morning.

Once inside the park, you leave your car and ride the comfy and modern double-decker buses virtually to the brink of the canyon. It's probably a little TOO convenient, as I'd think the approach is a good part of the overall experience. All things considered, I'd prefer at least an hour hike through the jungle to get to the falls; it would be worth the trip, and more rewarding. As it was, we decided to get off the bus a little way downriver and approach by the canyon path.



These are considered the "minor" falls, and I thought them more majestic than anything I'd ever seen -- and that includes Niagara Falls. I was somewhat in disbelief. It's difficult to really appreciate the scale of this in Web-friendly images. Just try to find a full-size tree to get your bearings.



This is my lovely wife standing on the industrial-strength walkway in front of an area called "The Devil's Throat." It's a point where water is coming in from about 270 degrees, or 3/4 of the compass. I remember thinking I wish nobody else was there but our little group. I spent a lot of time trying to tune out the wretched masses of tourists (of which, of course, I was one).



The Devil's Throat again, with no signs of human interference. There are no trees in this picture -- the rocks are covered with hearty grass-like lichens and mosses. Standing here, you can't help thinking thoughts about God, and our own hubris and insignificance.



I wonder what the first European visitors to this site thought and felt. The falls must have been well-known to the indigenous peoples... Did the Europeans believe the stories they heard? Can you imagine arriving here after a long, difficult boat journey in a time when there were no cities or roads over the horizon?



That evening, we had the chance to see the dam at Itaipu illuminated from the Brazilian shore. Itaipu is about 20 miles from the falls, and the two rivers merge. The dam straddles the river between Paraguay and Brazil, and each country owns half the output. The dam produces 94% of the power Paraguay needs, and it's still able to sell most of its half back to Brazil, so it's a huge economic engine for the country. I'm told the impoundment behind this dam flooded a series of impressive falls which, though smaller, were similar to Iguazu.

I have over a hundred photos of our trip to the falls -- these are just the best views. To see more, check out Google Maps here.

DEVOLUTION

Rhesus Wept!

We've heard it said that, considering the state of the environment mankind has created, even the monkeys are turning into creationists and denying evolution.

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SOME BREAKING FAUX NEWS FROM SOME REALLY FAUX REPORTERS (and a pressing question as well)

Exclusive photos of the "botched" hanging in Baghdad.
The pictures were taken by a small child who made the camera out of old artillery shell pieces and depleted uranium, employing a shiny cover from a MRE for a reflecting surface, and then had them smuggled out by Faux Reporters.



BEFORE THE HANGING




---and
AFTER THE HANGING


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On another track but on this same theme, this question has come to our attention. Can someone out there please help us? There has been the repeated use of the word "botched" to describe the execution. In what way was it "botched?"

Sunday, January 21, 2007

LOOKING FOR A WISE GUY


There is so much excitement in the ARBORETUM as Tuesday evening approaches.

All the denizens here are atwitter with anticipation for the STATE OF THE UNION message. We have heard that there has been a metamorphosis in attitudes in the White House. We're anticipating huge new announcements:

1. he'll decide that our children can come home from Iraq. They've been wanting this for so long. Oh, Thank you! Thank you!

2. he will ask Congress for new appropriations for alternative energy research. We are so grateful.

3. he will restore the cuts he made to the National Forest Service. Oh, Joy! Now we can save the beech trees and the ash trees.

4. he will call for restoring scholarship cuts. Now our owls will be able to hoot once more. All our little progeny may now reach for greatness, just as if they'd been born rich and priveleged.

5. he will ask Congress for a new Department of Global Warming. Chills run up and down our spines!

6. he will announce that the world has been found to be spherical. That, according to recent research, water runs downhill. That a sunny sky is blue. That bears shit in the woods. That it will soon be possible to fly to the moon on gossamer wings.

OH HELL, Maybe snowballs will turn into ice cream.
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Saturday, January 20, 2007

LEAVES FALLING IN THE ARBORETUM

SOUTHERN METHODIST UNIVERSITY --- that's 'SMU' for you sports fans --- is locked in the throes of an argument over President Bush. No, it's not his policies, it's him! Many of the SMU-chers don't want George's liberry built there, as he has threatened to do (even if it is, ahem, functionally small.) The anti-building effort has been joined by a flock of professors.

We are announcing that Bush's liberry is not welcome in the ARBORETUM either. We have these reasons:
1. It would detract from the peaceful ambience of the Arboretum.
2. It would artract an unwelcome clientele.
3. He's an idiot.

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DATELINE AMSTERDAM:
(news item)

"Amsterdam's red-light district will soon get a new attraction: a statue to honor prostitutes around the world. The statue, designed by artist Els Rijerse, will likely be unveiled at the end of March, Dutch news agency ANP reported."(Reuters)

Ya, ya. We love the use of that word "unveiled." Very nice work, Reuters. :)

The ARBORETUM is planning on inviting some of the honorees to do a commemorative tree planting in the confines of our green haven. A cherry tree would be appropriate we thought.

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WE, here in the ARBORETUM, are avid fans of the World Women's Pillow-Fighting Championships. Steve the Scientist is especially avid; he has a soft spot for pillows. Or is it women? We know that the finals were held in New York last night, but have been unable to find out who the winner was. If any of you were there, please let us know who won. In this picture, Betty Clock'er is shown defeating Polly Ester in a qualifying match held earlier in the week.

Friday, January 19, 2007

WACKO OF THE WEEK, 01/20/07

Philadelphia lawyer, Larry Charles, 43, who was arrested when he was allegedly found naked in a courthouse interview room with a 14 yr. old girl.

The lawyer was charged on Tuesday with a host of felonies - burglary, false imprisonment, statutory sexual assault, contact with a minor, unlawful restraint, corrupting the morals of a minor, criminal trespass and endangering the welfare of a child. (Now, mind you, we are talking about a lawyer!)
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There is a very old expression, "Sharp as a Philadelphia lawyer," which I have always taken to mean, overly clever and capable of all sorts of chicanery. Hmm .... has the definition changed? He seems to have been practicing without the proper license.
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(I would not object if someone nominated Michael Devlin of Missouri, although I believe he may be more than crazy. He may be simply evil.)

my 2 cents worth

A'Texan' IS PULLING IN HIS HORNS
It seems to me that the 2006 election has already had a great effect on the country. Every once in a while, in a nation's history, there will be a 'defining election' in which the outcome makes a great difference in the direction that events are moving. One such election was 2000 when a certain faction of the Republican party was able to seize control of the country.

Now I am reading that the man in the White House is having to change some of his policies, simply because he can no longer continue to act as if he's dictator.

1. He's had to withdraw many nominations of ultra conservative or religiously oriented judges. They would never have been confirmed by the new Senate.

2. He's had to take John Bolton out of the United Nations because he knows the Senate won't approve him.

3. He's decided not to seek new permission for warrantless spying.

4. He's considering signing the new minimum wage.

Democracy should not be simply defined as "free elections." That was your elementary school concept of what democracy is. But there is no denying that an election can be stick in the hands of the people to, now and then, spank a government that has gotten too big for its britches.

Maybe American democracy has saved itself, at least for a while.

flea-snicker




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Have you heard that in the process of trying to clone insects, scientists have actually made a flea from scratch?
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ACELA

In the past couple of weeks, we've shown you pictures of the fastest trains in the world. They're in France, Germany, Spain, Taiwan and Japan.

Old Chip and Chippie have had the pleasure of riding one of those trains, from Barcelona to Madrid. What a great experience that was!

In order to run such trains, there must be improved track maintenance and a definite end to allowing auto/truck traffic to cross the tracks. This means bypasses or overpasses. This means a lot of money.

In America, there is really only one fast train. It is usually called "The Acela" and it runs on this line:



The Acela, which has many stops on its route, can briefly attain 150 mph on some stretches, but in gneral, tracks in the Eastern corridor are not constructed to handle high speeds.

This is a picture of the Acela sitting in the station at Providence R.I.
The most serious incident which the Acela has had was striking a teenaged boy who attempted to cross the tracks in front of it. The Acela has vastly increased customer use of Amtrak in the Boston-Washington corridor.

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If the US government would spend as much money on fast trains as it spends on airlines and trucking routes, there is little doubt that we could once again enjoy rail travel.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

GOODBYE ART BUCHWALD

MORE FLYING THINGS



YES FRIENDS! We are familiar with the recent reports they are talking about, of a flying saucer over Arkansas. We know they are saying it was reported by an Air Force pilot. We know that they claim there are pictures. Sure, they say all kinds of things.

Once again, it is time for us to state the official ARBORETUM position.

THE OFFICIAL ARBORETUM POLICY STATEMENT ON FLYING STUFF:

1. No reliable witness in the history of the world has ever seen a flying saucer.

2. People who see UFO shit are drunk, stoned, crazy or liars.

3. If something is there, it is either a weather balloon or "weird weather" or an airplane or a meteor or the planet Mercury on the horizon or an angel or the Star of Bethlehem, or according to one of my closest allies, "The Flying Spaghetti Monster".



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"Flying saucers" seen over my house.










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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

ANOTHER STROKE OF GENIUS

CHILDHOOD EXPECTATIONS DASHED


"Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live."

(Bush, talking to well-educated health professionals -- White House summit on malaria.)