REPUBLICAN HUMOR (prt.. 9)

Hillary Clinton died. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind Saint Peter. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. When someone lies, the hands on his clock move one tick."

"Gee, I didn't know that, Hillary said. "I see a clock there that's stuck on 12:00. Whose is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands didn't move because she never told any lies."

"Well, do you have a clock for me?" Hillary asked.

"Sure," said Saint Peter. "Yours is in my office. I'm using it for a ceiling fan."