Tuesday, November 07, 2006

VOTING in the ARBORETUM


Here in the Arboretum, we will all be voting today. There is nearly always a 100% voter turn-out amongst us.

Ooops, well, that might be an exaggeration. Steve has lived in so many places lately, he's having trouble remembering where he's registered, but if he figures it out, there will be total participation.

We understand that all of the doves have hired a bus to go to the polls together, because they think there is safety in numbers. We don't think anyone would shoot a whole bus full of doves, but a police escort might be advisable.

One good thing is that elections are still being held at all. (Some people were in doubt.) The votes will be honestly counted in the Arboretum, but there's no guarantee that will happen in other parts of this republic.

Most of our lawyers have gone to Virginia to help out there. Yes, Virginia, there really is corruption.

We have made several recommendations. For those of you around Chelsea and Grass Lake, you ought to vote for Ms Renier, and against a flamer known as Walberg. In Mid-Michigan, we are recommending that you do not vote for a liar named Kahn.

And for Governor, DeVos is a very poor choice because of his attitudes towards environmental and conservation issues. Granholm has been good on these issues.

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