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A prominent member of the Democratic Party walked into a whore house in Vegas and asked for the prices. Then he asked whether the prostitutes were unionized.
"Of course not," said the madam, "there's never been such a thing as a prostitutes' union."
Being a good labor supporter, the Democrat thought that surely this was a lie. "Well, what percent of the money goes to the girl?"
"One-third to the girl, two-thirds to the house," was the answer.
"That's no good!" said the Democrat, and he left.
At the next stop, the answers were much different. "It's two-thirds to the lady and one-third for the house, if you want to stick to a union scale," said the proprietor.
"O.K. Then I'll take the beautiful red haired girl."
"No, you can't," retorted the proprietor, and he brought forth the oldest, ugliest woman of the night the Democrat had ever seen. "You have to take this one, she has seniority!"
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