Friday, October 06, 2006

Mother Goose in the Arboretum

"Little Irwin"

Little Irwin, naughty cock,
Waved his babe before a croc'.
Then he went to take a swim.
Wonder what became of him.

Holy Shit! and, Holy Crikey!
Saw a ray about to strike, he
Tried to save his ass, they say,
But had to trade his heart away.

Little Irwin, fangs and jaws,
Your antics always gave us pause.
You who pushed the limits so,
Were careless where you put your toe!

--(Modern Mama Gooser)

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